The un-necessary human presence on this planet

It is like this and that and that also. I don't get why the fuck it is so fucking difficult to fucking understand some simple shit like that. I mean what are you? Daft in the brain? Didya get dropped on your head wen you popped outta yo mama's stomach? Then why the fuck are you acting like a fool?
If life were a gangster movie I'd be the idiotic sidekick who just couldn't get anything right? Every single time I failed a paper or I got something wrong these words would just echo in my head. I remember hearing them in some TV serial, right before the recipient of these words got shot. Had the brains blown out of him too. I don't even know why I'm writing this random note to no one in particular. I just feel like I should write this for the benefit of the great society of losers, I do feel like this document will make for self-elevating and uplifting reading. It could even aid and abet an epiphany in the right direction.
My point is, death is not the answer to every problem in life. Now, it seems like the best solution. No matter what the philosophers say about the meaning of one's place in the universe, one must understand that there are certain molecular vibrations in the atomic sphere that wont really make a difference to the bigger scheme of things. So I must go now, into some kind of deep abyss that may or may not give me the answers. I do hope that when I'm gone someone will realise that in order to do something great one doesn't have to die. One just has to shake things up a little. Make those cosmic movements matter a little. Dying is a final act of great flourish,
of great drama, it is not meant for everyone. It is only I, and a few of my great brothers in loserhood who can strive for this 1 chance, perhaps the only one that the Universe will offer us, I will seize the day and make it my own.
When you encounter my obituary, you must know that I orchestrated perhaps the most dramatic and the most beautiful suicide ever.

I leave this world a happy and maybe unloser person.

Signed in all sincerity
Me